From the Group Chat: Wildly Random Celeb Romances, Shapewear for Your Face, and Lindsay Lohan’s Press Tour

EDITOR’S NOTE

Happy Sunday. In honor of all the totally f’ing bizarre, rumored celebrity relationships that have come out of nowhere lately (more on that in a bit), I feel obligated to weigh in on a few other collabs demanding our attention. Lawful good? This Gap x Béis collab that I simply must get my hands on (I’ll even book a trip if I have to). Honorable mention goes to the “sparkling rosé manicure,” for finally combining two things I already overspend on. Lawful evil? This totally unnecessary reality dating show that’s hell-bent on ruining my favorite sport. Chaotic nostalgia? Schools are about to bring back the original source of public humiliation (my apologies to middle schoolers everywhere). And now, the collab that might just qualify as full-blown chaotic evil (or evil genius)…Chili’s announced a line of cowboy boots. No, the soles don’t smell like fajitas. And honestly, they’re kind of cute. Or am I just hungry?

— Alex Carr / Editorial Director / Brooklyn, NY

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We’re calling it — this is the summer of wildly random celeb romances. No sooner had we gotten over Jennifer Aniston and her “hot hypnotist” (kidding, we’re still not over it), did we learn about the latest pairing seemingly picked out of a hat: Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau? On Wednesday, Trudeau and his daughter attended the Lifetimes Tour, where the former Canadian prime minister looked at Perry the same way we look at cake and enthusiastically sang along to “Firework” (the footage is almost as uncomfortable as Prince William shaking it off at the Eras Tour). Of course, it’s possible that Trudeau was simply fulfilling his fatherly duties — except that days earlier, the newly single pop star and newly funemployed politician were spotted on what seemed like a whirlwind hometown date. That included a stroll around Montreal, an intimate lobster dinner at an upscale restaurant (guess who supposedly paid), and nightcaps at a terrace bar. (TMZ, we thank you for your service.) Though, we should note the restaurant’s coexecutive chef said he “didn’t get any dating vibes.” So perhaps the two were attempting to repair international relations? Or maybe they were trauma-bonding over their recent splits?

Also on the list of possible couples that seemingly appeared out of nowhere: Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson. In recent weeks, The Naked Gun costars have fueled speculation that they’re more than just onscreen love interests. We enter into evidence: Anderson kissing Neeson on the cheek at the film’s London premiere, the duo pretending to make out during a Today show appearance, this surprisingly cute Titanic reenactment, the actors posing with their kids on the red carpet (the photo is giving blended family), and the twosome holding hands (well, fingers) during an interview. Not to mention, a chatty source told People they are in a “a budding romance” and are “smitten with each other.” If that’s the case, we’re thrilled for them. But not sure how we feel about the inescapable saga that is Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas, who were spotted holding hands in Vermont (of all places) — after months of implying their relationship was just professional (we also go on yachts, attend Oasis concerts, and take helicopter rides with our coworkers). Naturally, we can’t help but wonder: Are any of these romances real? Or are they the work of crafty publicists? Either way, Orlando Bloom and Angela Merkel, please refrain.

What in the Hannibal Lecter is this? That’s a question we (and Anthony Hopkins) asked ourselves after seeing the latest “innovation” from Kim Kardashian’s Skims: Shapewear…for your face. Made with the same “signature sculpting fabric” as its shorts and tanks, the frankly terrifying wrap is intended to be worn overnight, ostensibly in an attempt to lift your cheeks, neck, and chin as you sleep. Oh, and it includes “collagen yarns” because, sure. Now, while this is incredibly on brand for the company that brought us arm shapers, pierced-nipple bras, and butt-enhancing shorts, the internet still crashed out. Many wondered if the launch was a delayed April Fools’ joke (unfortunately, no) or straight-up trolling (again, no), and one Instagram user even said the quiet part out loud, “SKIMS: Making women feel bad about themselves since 2018.” Also not lost on people? The fact that the wrap — which looks suspiciously similar to the bandagelike garments worn after a facelift — comes as the Kardashian-Jenners have entered their Plastic Surgery Transparency Era™. Kris, we’re waiting for your GRWM.

From wearing two Parent Trap-inspired looks to reimagining her famous Freaky Friday wedding-guest dress, Lindsay Lohan knows there’s nothing more iconic than referencing yourself.

To answer the obvious question: No, Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen aren’t teaming up for another Neighbors sequel. Instead, they’re reuniting for something that we’ll be bold enough to say is even better: season 2 of Platonic. The Apple TV+ buddy comedy — which premieres Wednesday — follows two 40-something former best friends, who reconnect after a years-long falling out, each in their own midlife crises. Sylvia (Byrne) is a lawyer turned stay-at-home mom, bored and restless. Will (Rogen) is a craft beer-loving man-child going through a messy divorce. As the two rekindle their, you guessed it, strictly platonic friendship, drug-fueled misadventures, middle-aged angst, and incredible comedic chemistry ensue. All of which is to say: If you’re not caught up, season one is just 10 half-hour episodes — perfect for a Sunday afternoon binge.

Sam Edelman Miranda Mary Jane Flat

Caroline, senior commerce editor, here. These flats were a tip from the chicest person I know: my mom, who also happens to clock 10,000 steps per day in New York City. So when I tell you these are one of the two pairs of shoes I’ve been wearing this summer, I’m not exaggerating. (The others, if you’re curious, are Sambas.) They’re lightly cushioned, they mold to your feet, they don’t pinch, and they don’t make my feet or back feel tired after schlepping around all day. Plus, the mesh sides allow for ample airflow — practically a nonnegotiable on these very hot, very humid days. Still not convinced? I also get compliments every time I wear them, which isn’t a surprise since they’re the simplest way to make any outfit — be it denim shorts, maxi skirts, or trousers — look more current.  

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